There’s nothing worse than dressing up, looking sharp and heading to a fancy restaurant only to reduce yourself to ruins when you mispronounce—whether intentionally or unintentionally—the names of dishes.

You may be perplexed by some of the seemingly easy words on this list, but truth be told, we’ve heard enough locals massacre the heck out of them.

Guilty as charged? Check out our handy list of 40 food names Singaporeans commonly mispronounce so that you’ll never be judged again.

ACAI

Acai berries, considered a superfood with its anti-ageing and weight loss properties, is a key ingredient in most, if not all, picture-perfect smoothie bowls and the hipsters go absolutely insane for it—if only their pronunciation was better than their advocacy towards healthy eating. This tiny, dark purple berry is pronounced, “ah-sah-EE” or “ah-sai-EE” – both are acceptable.

NOT: Ah chai or ah cai

AGLIO OLIO

The classic Italian poor man’s staple, the humble aglio olio is a pasta dish that comprises simply, olive oil, garlic, pasta and chilli. Devoid of elaboration, this delicious dish is pronounced “ah-leo-oh-lio”.

NOT: ah-gleo oh-leo

ALMOND

“A-ha!” you say, “The L is silent here too right?” Since we speak British English, yes. So the nut is pronounced “AH-muhnd”. Americans say “ALL-muhnd”, but still without emphasising the L.

NOT: El-muhnd

AMUSE BOUCHE

An amuse bouche, unlike a starter, is often served as a complimentary snack before a meal. It does nothing for the palate—again, not a starter—but instead, is given to diners to offer them a glimpse of the chef’s style. In French, it literally translates to “an amusement for the mouth” and is pronounced “amuse bush”.

NOT: amuse bu-shey

BAGUETTE

There’s nothing better than slapping on some good butter and jam on slices of freshly-baked “bah-get”.

NOT: Bah-gwet or Beh-gwet OR bah kut teh

BISQUE

The classic “bisk” is a smooth, creamy, highly seasoned soup of French origin that’s flavoured with a variety of crustaceans and thickened using rice instead of flour or a roux (butter and flour).

NOT: Bis-kew

BOUILLABAISSE

A word that is as tricky to spell as it is to say. But the hearty traditional French fish stew is pronounced “bui-yah-bays”.

NOT: Bui-lah-base.

BREAD

Hey, would you kindly pass the “bred”, please?

NOT: bret or brade

BRIOCHE

A sweet, buttery bread that’s enriched with lots of egg and butter, the “bree-osh” is the top bread of choice for French Toast or even burgers.

NOT: Brio-chee or Brio-shay

CHARCUTERIE

It can refer to the art of preserving meats (primarily pork) – think ham, sausages, pates and more – or the delicatessens and stores which sell such products. At a restaurant, you can order up a “shahr-KOO-tuh-ree” platter and enjoy it with a glass of vino.

NOT: Char-koo-tuh-ree

CHIPOTLE

Spicy, smoky and, hands down, the best sauce to go on top of a taco, confidently request for the “chi-POAT-lay” sauce the next time you’re out having Mexican.

NOT: Chi-potel

COGNAC

“Kon-yak” is a variety of brandy that originates from the town of Cognac in France. Tastes excellent in Christmas egg nog or neat.

NOT: Cock neck

CONFIT

A French method of cooking that involves cooking something for a long period of time in its own fat. Fancy a posh French classic? The humble duck “cohn-fee” (if cooked properly) rarely ever disappoints.

NOT: con-fit

CRÊPE

The classic French crepe, pronounced “creyp”, is a soft, buttery and irresistibly satisfying thin pancake that’s infinitely versatile. Stuff it with some Nutella, freshly cut fruits and have it as a dessert, or meat and vegetables for a full on meal.

NOT: cre-peh or creepy

CROISSANT

There’s nothing quite as surreal as sitting at a French deli, watching life go by over a freshly brewed cuppa in one hand and a buttery, flaky “kwa-sohn” in another.

NOT: Croy-sont

ENTRÉE

Don’t be intimidated whenever you see the word “on-tray” on a menu. It’s just a fancy term to refer to the main dish of a meal.

NOT: Entry

ESPRESSO

A shot of this—sometimes ten—is what some people need to kickstart their day. Say it as you see it: “Es-PRESS-oh”.

NOT: Ex-press-soh—where did the X even come from?

FOIE GRAS

The luxury food product that’s made of the liver of a duck or goose, the “fuo-gra” has long been a topic of debate in the culinary world—more so by animal rights activists.

NOT: foi grass

GANACHE

Nothing spells sexy the like a luxurious, velvety chocolate “ge-nesh” drizzled over something.

NOT: gana-chee or gana chey

GRAHAM

As in, graham—pronounced “gray-em” crackers, the same buttery, delicious biscuits that form the base of many tarts.

NOT: grey ham

GUACAMOLE

Emphasis on the mole, as in “guaca-moleh”, this avocado-based dip is must in a burrito.

NOT: guak-a-mole

JALAPENO

A pepper originating from Mexico that is often eaten while still green, instead of when it is a fully-ripe red. As the word is of Spanish origin, the J is silent. If you’re not one for spicy food, then stay away from the “HA-luh-payn-yo”.

NOT: Jah-luh-pen-oh

LASAGNE

The next time you want a dish of layered pasta smothered in sauce, tell the waiter you’ll have the “lah-ZAH-nyah”.

Not: Lah-sahg-nyuh. Like with cognac, the G is silent.

LETTUCE

There are so many kinds – from butterhead to romaine to oak leaf and even watercress (yes, it is a type of aquatically-grown lettuce). Say “LET-tis”.

Not: Let-yoos. The next time you want to pronounce it wrongly, we won’t let-yoos.

MACARON

These colourful little pastries got Singaporeans in a tizzy not too long ago. Again, you say it as you see it: “Mah-ca-RON”. Please stop confusing it with another treat of a similar name, the macaroon – a chewy cookie made with shredded coconuts.

Not: Mack-uh-ROON

MILK

Some people like their coffee with a splash of “milk”, others do not.

NOT: Mewk

MINESTRONE

A thick, hearty Italian soup made vegetables and beans, the “mi-nehs-stron-ey” sometimes comes with pasta or rice for added body.

NOT: Minnis-strone

MOCHA

Unlike matcha, you do not emphasise the “ch” in “moh-ka”.

NOT: Moh-cha

MOUSSE

A soft, airy treat that made by whipping lots of air into it, a “moose” may vary between sweet and savoury.

NOT: mouse or mou-seh

ORANGE JUICE

Nothing like a sour kick from glass of freshly squeezed “or-uhnge jewce” in the morning.

NOT: orin jus or oleng ju

PHO

It’s tempting to say it as it is spelled, but this traditional Vietnamese rice noodle dish is called “fuh”.

NOT: Foh

PIZZA

Undeniably one of our top stay-at-home comfort foods, nothing beats a lazy Sunday afternoon on the sofa watching Netflix with a box of “pit-sa” loaded with cheese and pepperoni.

NOT: Pee-za

QUESADILLA

No prizes for every time a Mexican feels a little embarrassed whenever he or she hears someone ordering this tortilla (tor-tee-yah) dish. Before they decide to build themselves a wall on their accord to shield them from further embarrassment, pronounce it the right way, “kay-suh-DEE-ah”.

Not: Kweh-sah-dee-lah, keh-sah-dee-lah, kweh-sah-dee-yah

QUINOA

This healthy protein-filled grain pretty much always ends up on such lists simply because it’s a real mind-boggler. The right way to say it is “KEEN-wah”.

Not: Kween-no-ah or kee-no-ah

SALMON

Anyone who is a fan of sashimi should know this omega-3-laden fish, but have you been saying it right? The L is silent, so you would say “SEH-muhn”. The first half of the word rhymes with “air”.

Not: Sell-muhn

SPAGHETTI

The intonation is often stressed at the wrong place with this word. The popular Italian noodle is called “spag-geddi”.

Not: SPAG-uh-tee

STEAK

If you’re guilty of getting this wrong, then you sir, do not deserve the gloriousness that is a perfectly seared, medium-rare ribeye “stake”.

NOT: Stick or steek

TOMATO

To ensure a perfect pasta sauce every time, use fresh “toh-may-toes” instead of the canned ones. Period.

NOT: Toh-mah-toes

TURMERIC

A popular spice that adds deep yellow colour and a peppery, spicy tone to our favourite Indian dishes. People often forget that there is an R after the U in “TER-muh-rik”.

NOT: Tyoo-muh-rik or too-muh-rik

VERMICELLI

In laymen terms, bee hoon, otherwise known as rice “ver-mi-chelly”.

NOT: Ver-mee-see-lee

You may be perplexed by some of the seemingly easy words on this list, but I’ve heard enough locals massacre them to include it. So check out this handy list of 20 food names Singaporeans commonly mispronounce – you’ll never get them wrong again.

1. A C A I

Does anyone remember a local 80′s children’s book titled The Adventures of Constable Acai? Well this tiny, dark purple berry – filled with antioxidants, by the way – is not pronounced the same way. You can call it “ah-sah-EE” or “ah-sai-EE” – both are acceptable.

Not: Ah chai or ah kai

2. A L M O N D

“A-ha!” you say, “The L is silent here too right?” Since we speak British english, yes. So the nut is pronounced “AH-muhnd”. Americans say “ALL-muhnd”, but still without emphasising the L.

Not: El-muhnd

3. B A G U E T T E

Theres not much that beats slapping on some good butter and jam on slices of freshly-baked “bah-GET”.

Not: Bah-gwet or Beh-gwet

4. B O U I L L A B A I S S E

A word that is as tricky to spell as it is to say. But the hearty traditional French fish stew is pronounced “BOO-yuh-bays”.

Not: Bui-lah-base.

5. C H A R C U T E R I E

It can refer to the art of preserving meats (primarily pork) – think ham, sausages, pates and more – or the delicatessens and stores which sell such products. At a restaurant, you can ask for a “shahr-KOO-tuh-ree” platter, typically as an appetiser, for a selection of salty, cured delights.

Not: Char-koo-tuh-ree

6. C H I P O T L E

Confidently tell the Subway sandwich artist you’d like the “chi-POAT-lay” sauce – no more wussing out and requesting for the, “Southwest sauce, please.”

Not: Chi-pot-uhl

7. C O G N A C

“KON-yak” is a variety of brandy originating from the town of (surprise, surprise) Cognac in France.

Not: For the love of humanity, do not pronounce the G and call it “kog-nack”, or put the N in front of the G and turn it into “kong-nac” – apparently it happens.

8. E S P R E S S O

This little shot of caffeine is what some people need to kickstart their day. Say it as you see it: “Es-PRESS-oh”.

Not: Ex-press-soh. There is no X!

9. J A L A P E N O

A pepper originating from Mexico that is often eaten while still green, instead of when it is a fully-ripe red. As the word is of Spanish origin, the J is silent. If you’re not one for spicy food, then stay away from the “HA-luh-payn-yo”.

Not: Jah-luh-pen-oh

10. LASAGNA

The next time you want a dish of layered pasta smothered in sauce, tell the waiter you’ll have the “lah-ZAH-nyah”.

Not: Lah-sahg-nyuh. Like with cognac, don’t pronounce the G.

11. L E T T U C E

There are so many kinds – from butterhead to romaine to oak leaf and even watercress (yes, it is a type of aquatically-grown lettuce). Say “LET-tis”.

Not: Let-yoos

12. M A C A R O N

These colourful little pastries got Singaporeans in a tizzy not too long ago. Again, you say it as you see it: “Mack-uh-RON”. Please stop confusing it with another treat of a similar name, the macaroon – a chewy cookie made with shredded coconuts.

Not: Mack-uh-ROON

13. P H O

It’s tempting to say it as it is spelled, but this traditional Vietnamese rice noodle dish is called “fuh”.

Not: Foh

14. P O M F R E T

Steamed or fried, this tender and light-tasting fish is a favourite at home-cooked family dinners. If, like me, you’re already getting a craving, head to your local wet market to buy a “POM-fruht”.

Not: Prom-fruht. Where in the world did the R come from?

15. Q U E S A D I L L A

A Mexican would probably die a little inside every time they heard a Singaporean order this tortilla (tor-tee-yah) dish. But they should forgive you – it’s a crafty one. The right way to pronounce this is “kay-suh-DEE-ah”. Tip: Remember how to sing Que Sera Sera and you’ll remember how to start this word right.

Not: Kweh-sah-dee-lah, keh-sah-dee-lah, kweh-sah-dee-yah…

16. Q U I N O A

This healthy protein-filled grain pretty much always ends up on such lists simply because it’s a real mind-boggler. The right way to say it is “KEEN-wah”.

Not: Kween-no-ah or kee-no-ah

17. S A L M O N

Anyone who is a fan of sashimi should know this omega-3-laden fish, but have you been calling it the right name? The L is silent, so you would say “SEH-muhn”. The first half of the word rhymes with “air”.

Not: Sell-muhn

18. S P A G H E T T I

The intonation is often stressed at the wrong place with this word. The popular Italian noodle is called “spuh-GEHT-tee”.

Not: SPAG-uh-tee

19. S T A R  A N I S E

This easily recognised star-shaped herb is often used in local Chinese-style dishes (think Bak Kut Teh and Soy Sauce Pork Belly!) to add a mild, sweet, licorice-like flavour. Say “AN-iss”.

Not: A niece

20. T U R M E R I C

A popular spice that adds a deep yellow colour and a peppery, spicy tone to our favourite Indian dishes. People often forget that there is an R after the U in “TER-muh-rik”.

Not: Tyoo-muh-rik or too-muh-rik

21. J A P A N E S E ( B O N U S )

Please, NOT: Juh-pen-ees

Okay, okay. So this is not exactly a food word, but given how popular omakase, yakitori, ramen and sashimi is here, it is appalling how people still can’t say “jap-uh-NEES” right.

Come on, they gave us such a fine cuisine and we call them something that kinda sounds like a private part? Repeat after me: “JUH-pen-ees” – wrong; “Jap-uh-NEES” – right. Okay? Arigato.

Tip: You can check pronunciations with an online dictionary. The sub-editors I used to work with recommend www.oxforddictionaries.com for British english spelling and pronunciations.

So, what other food names do you think Singaporeans tend to say wrong?

About the writer:
Ruby Tan used to write for Her World, and is now a freelance writer with a dream to travel the world. She believes that the some of best things in life don’t have to be bought. If you want to make a friend, share travel tips and advice, or even to discuss deeply about life, write to her at rubytan.work@gmail.com